PIRATE POETRY
Me hearties are
Addlepates because they guzzle
Rum
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of

Rum
Eeeeee!
Eeeeee!
Dog!

Annie Bonny made her livin’ on ship
Night found her countin’ her tips
No Captain could tame her
Ere old seamen could shame her

Bilge sucking scum! Was her hearty reply
Oh, stand on the bridge and I’ll spit in your eye!
Now up to the crow’s nest
Now down in the hold
Yar ‘bout to weigh anchor and do as your told!

Sail ho! Yelled the Captain
The anchor’s aweight
Everyone on top deck
Dubbloons piece of eight
Each blackguard meet his fate.

Bilge-sucking buccos, ahoy! Ahoy!
Onward to the poop deck
No quarter ye addled crew
No ship will we wreck
Eat hardy, sing chanteys

Cap’n Jackass
Holsted his cutlass
Avast ye hately, he cried.
Run aground on more time and
Lashes will be thine!
Each buccaneer has much to fear, you
Scurvy seadogs, said the bilge-sucking buccaneer.

Vast treasures await ye
And pieces of eight
Now follow your captain
Ere you meet your fate.

Come, the Pirates of PSDA, and ho!
Ahoy! Sail ho, yo ho  ho  ho ho!
Landlubbers ye have no quarter
I (Aye), kiss the gunner’s daughter
Chest, booty, grog , and gold debloons –
Oh, the water, the stars, and the moon!

Jolly Roger hoisted, gangway!
Avast, shiver me timbers!
Cap’n anchors away!
Keelhaul for all who wimper!

Here’s to you, me hearties
Every tars a jolly!
Never kiss the gunner’s daughter
Rum business to find a wence
Yo ho ho!

Ell to pay when you splice the mainbrace
Victim of the keel haul
Ere you dance with Jack Ketch
Rot ye scurvy tar
Yo ho ho & a bottle of rum!

************************************************************************************Blimey! The sea is rough
Landlubber! I’ve had enough!
Alas! I had a touch of the flu.
Cough! Cough away with you!
Keelhauled is how I feel
Belay that talk, you hea!
E’ll to my quarters I’ll flee.
Aye, off with yee!
Rum! I need rum for what ails.
Dead men tell no tales.